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The Unofficial History of the MVNC(U) Security Vehicle
Throughout the years, security, like the Naz itself, has undergone several stages and evolutions. We here at the Lemon hope that you find this compilation as vital a part to the MVNC way as we do. Thanks for reading, and enjoy your stay.
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Mounted Security (1968-1979)
Seen above, Naz security burst out of the proverbial womb in highest fashion: on horse back. Horseback security, though convenient and popular was difficult to uphold due to constant death among both horses and security. |
The SecuriCart (1980-1986)
With the dawning of a new decade, Naz security felt it necessary to keep up with the times. The initiation of the SecuriCart onto the Naz campus provided less dangerous and unimportantly more expensive than the upkeep of security horses. Seen above is one of 30 SecuriCarts ordered by MVNC. Sadly, only 8 of them were actually used prior to their replacement in late 1986. |
Security Scooter (1987-1989)
Perhaps the least popular of the MVNC security vehicles, is depicted above: the Security Scooter. Though these Scooters proudly boast the rapidly-changing hip style of the 1980s, they proved to be very reliable and equally affordable. This prompted Naz security to opt for a more expensive, less reliable Blazer, similar to those used by security at present time. |
Security Blazer (1990-2002)
Seen above, an older version of the Security Blazer we have all come to know and hate. Unlike past security vehicles, the Blazer boasts not only a neat new set of flashing lights, but also a sticker price capable of raising tuition year after year. This particular Blazer has been recorded to have stopped 318 speeding students, parked next to 1,903 ticketed cars, and wasted over 10,983 gallons of gas in its service to the Naz throughout the 1996-1997 school year. |
Security Mercedes? (2003-????)
Seen above is a model of the proposed new Security Mercedes. In addition to the nifty blue/white lights, this security vehicle is rumored to boast a brand new siren, similar to those used by real pigs...err, cops. |
Proposed New Security Uniforms
With the upcoming achievement of university status, Naz Security has already made plans to order uniforms, similar in likeness to the one boasted by this Trevecca (TNU) hard body. |
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